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How I will be walking out of this office tonight
Jul 17, 2014 / 3 notes

How I will be walking out of this office tonight

Jul 17, 2014 / 3 notes
Jul 17, 2014 / 3,672 notes

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The water bottle cap that reminds you to drink every hour

So simple, so freakin’ brilliant!

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Gustav Klimt, The Kiss (Lovers) 1908-1909
Bound 2, Kanye West
Jul 17, 2014 / 18,782 notes

Gustav Klimt, The Kiss (Lovers) 1908-1909

Bound 2, Kanye West

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Me IRL
Jul 17, 2014 / 24,149 notes

Me IRL

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The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.
Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan (via swiftbeat)

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Jul 17, 2014 / 65,272 notes
Jul 17, 2014 / 2 notes

Typical

  • Me: (last week) Report requests for next week are due this week
  • Rep: (after I leave for a long weekend) I need my report ASAP
  • Me: (upon my return) just FYI, this request wasn't on my list last week, so I'll run you this week along with all of the reports for next week. You should have it no later than end of day Thursday.
  • Rep: (yesterday) I need my report weekly and by 2:00 PM tomorrow
  • Me: No, this is a monthly report and I will try to get it to you by 2, but again I have requested that report requests come in the previous week
  • Rep: (today) Can you please send me the original report?
  • Me: There is no original. I need to run the report. I will try to get it to you today.
  • Me: (bangs head on desk repeatedly)
  • Maybe I could get you your freaking data if you weren't emailing me every four hours? Maybe I could get you your freaking data if you weren't annoying me so much that I write a Tumblr post instead?
Jul 16, 2014 / 236,411 notes

21 People On What They Would Tell Their 19-Year-Old Selves

  • Jonathan, 55: There is no such thing as “the only one”. You will meet lots of “the ones”. Only commit when the timing is right for the both of you – that can take years for some, and that’s okay.
  • Miranda, 24: Drop pre-med.
  • Isaac, 48: Deodorant does not count as a shower, and that haircut only looked good on Bon Jovi.
  • Anya, 42: Make the conscious decision to be happy, and then stick with it. Society will do everything in its power to convince you that your personal happiness is dependent on something external – beauty, success, wealth, etc. – it isn’t.
  • Parker, 55: 60% of the things you think are important now won’t matter a whit to you by the time you reach 50. The trick is to figure out the important 40% and work it.
  • Megan, 34: He doesn’t love you, and you will be okay.
  • Peter, 58: Don’t let anything stand in your way of taking part (or all) of your junior year abroad. You’ll never again have quite the same opportunity to experience a foreign land, for an extended period of time, in your youth. It is destined to be one of the most memorable aspects of your life.
  • Eleanor, 67: Talk less. Listen more.
  • Donald, 27: There’s a huge difference between who you want to be and who everyone around you wants you to be. Figure out which is which.
  • Camille, 56: Always remember: when falling off a horse, pull your tongue in.
  • Jackson, 57: No one knows anything for sure. They’re all just doing the best they can with what they have, just like you.
  • Vicki, 47: You’ll never have all the answers, so make every question count.
  • Donald, 38: You don’t have to grow up to be the dad you never had.
  • Katelyn, 30: Make the most out of college. You will never again be at a place where your only goal is to learn. Learn a lot, learn often, and learn with reckless abandon.
  • Joshua, 55: Women love to laugh.
  • Annabelle, 38: Drugs are not beautiful, glamorous or opulent. They are not a remedy, a solution, a cure-all, or a cure-anything.
  • Colin, 50: You miss so much life when you sleep until 3 PM. Wake up to see sunrises; they are the most stunning of nature’s masterpieces.
  • Eleanor, 26: Eating two pints of ice cream won’t make you happy. Neither will sprinting 10 miles. Be nice to yourself.
  • Aaron, 52: Don’t forget to ask that girl in the Oberlin library what kind of perfume she’s wearing. You’ll buy it for her in 20 years.
  • Scarlett, 54: Don’t be afraid to be yourself. Those that get you will love you, those that don’t, well, their loss. Just remember: Wherever you are, it’s a party.
  • Zack, 9: I hope you’re awesome. And be nice to girls.
Jul 16, 2014 / 21 notes

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